- If
you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller
blades, they can ignite.
- A
four-year-old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded
restaurant.
- When
you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh-oh," it's
already too late.
- Brake
fluid mixed with bleach makes smoke, and lots of it.
- A
six-year-old can start a fire with a flint rock even though a
36-year-old man says they can only do it in the movies.
- A
magnifying glass can start a fire even on an overcast day.
- Legos
will pass through the digestive tract of a four-year-old.
- Duplos
will not.
- Play-doh
and microwave should never be used in the same sentence.
- Super
glue is forever.
- MacGyver
can teach us many things we don't want to know.
- Ditto
Tarzan.
- No
matter how much Jello you put in a swimming pool you still can't
walk on water.
- Pool
filters do not like Jello.
- VCR's
do not eject peanut butter and jelly sandwiches even though
television commercials show they do.
- Garbage
bags do not make good parachutes.
- Marbles
in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
- You
probably do not want to know what that odor is.
- Always
look in the oven before you turn it on.
- Plastic
toys do not like ovens.
- The
fire department in San Diego has at least a five minute response
time.
- The
spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earth worms dizzy.
- It
will, however, make cats dizzy.
- Cats
throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
- Just
because things are quiet does not necessarily mean everything is
okay.
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