$100
| Two couples were playing cards when John accidentally dropped his cards on the floor.
When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed that Bill's sexy wife,
Vickie, was not wearing any underwear! Stunned by this, John hit his head on the
table and emerged red-faced. Later, John went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Vickie followed him and asked, "Did yous ee anything that you liked under there?" John admitted that, well, yes he did. She smiled and said "Well, you can have it, but it will cost you $100." After only a slight hesitation John, intrigued with this adventure, indicated that he was indeed interested. She told him that since Bill worked Friday afternoons and John didn't, John should come to her house around 2:00 pm on Friday. Friday arrived and John went to her house promptly at 2:00 pm. After paying Vickie $100, they went to the bedroom, had fabulous sex, and then John left, quite happy and satisfied. Now, Bill arrives home about 6:00 pm. After the usual greetings and tales of the day, Bill asks, "By the way, Vickie, did John come by this afternoon?" Startled at the question, she replies, "Yes, he did stop by for a few minutes." Next Bill asks, "Did he give you $100?" She thinks, 'Oh my God, he knows!' Finally, dreadingthe next question, she gets out a shaky, "Yes, he didgive me $100, but we..." "Good!" Bill interrupts. "John came by the office thismorning and borrowed $100 from me. He promised that he would stop by our house on his way home today and pay me back. I'm glad I can trust him!" |