Magic Mirror
Legend has it that there is a coffee bar in New York where, in the
ladies room there is a very special mirror. If one stands in front
of the mirror and tells the truth, one is granted a wish. However,
if one tells a lie ---*poof*--- you are instantly swallowed up by the
mirror, never to be seen again.
A redhead of questionable looks walks into this ladies room and stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world." *Poof* the mirror swallows her up. Next a rather large brunette stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the sexiest woman alive." *Poof* the mirror swallows her. Then, an absolutely gorgeous blond comes in and stands before the mirror and says, "I think..." *Poof* |