One Day at the Casino
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Two bored casino dealers are waiting at a craps table. A very attractive
lady comes in and wants to bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll
of the dice. She says, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much
luckier when I'm bottomless." With that she strips naked from the
waist down, and rolls the dice while yelling, "Momma needs a new
pair of pants!"
She then begins jumping up and down and hugging each of the dealers. "YES! I WIN! I WIN!" With that she picks up her money and clothes and quickly leaves. The dealers just stare at each other dumbfounded. Finally one of them asks, "What did she roll anyway?" The other answers, "I thought YOU were watching!" |