The Blonde and the Horse
| A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior
experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into
motion. It gallops along at asteady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip
from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seemget a
firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse'sneck, but she slides down
the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup. She is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves and her head is struck against the ground again and again and again. She is becomming battered and is mere moments away from unconsciousness when our hero, the Wal-Mart manager, runs out and unplugs the horse. |