WOMAN: A CHEMICAL ANALYSIS
- ELEMENT: Woman
- SYMBOL: WO2
- DISCOVERER: Adam
- ATOMIC MASS: Accepted as around 70kg, but
known to vary from 45kg to 150kg
- FOUND: Copious quantities in all areas
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES
- Surface usually covered with painted film
- Boils at nothing, freezes without reason
- Melts if given special treatment
- Bitter if incorrectly used
- Found in various states, ranging from virgin
metal to common ore
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
- Has a great affinity for gold, silver, platinum
and precious stones
- Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances
- May explode spontaneously without prior warning
and for no apparent reason
- Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly
increased by saturation in alcohol
- Most powerful money reducing agent known to man
COMMON USES
- Highly ornamental, especially in a sports car
- Can be a great aid to relaxation
TESTS
- Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in
it's natural state
- Turns green when placed beside a better specimen
HAZARDS
- Highly dangerous except in experienced hands
- Illegal to possess more than one anyway.
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