MAN: A CHEMICAL ANALYSIS

  • ELEMENT: Man
  • SYMBOL: XY
  • ATOMIC MASS: 180+/-100

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES

  1. Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of shape easily.
  2. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky.
  3. Difficult to find a pure sample.
  4. Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young, fresh samples.

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES

  1. Attempts to bond with element W02 (Woman) any chance it can get.
  2. Also, tends to form strong bonds with itself.
  3. Becomes explosive when mixed with Kd (element > Kid) for prolonged periods of time.
  4. Pretty basic.
  5. Neutralize by saturating with alcohol.

COMMON USES

  1. None really, except methane production.
  2. Good samples are able to produce large quantities on command.

HAZARDS

  1. In the absence of W02, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.

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