Oh my God this is horrible.
It’s so horrible it’s like watching a disaster movie. You can’t tear your eyes away. It’s like watching a boulder crushing cars and houses.
I’m having problems controlling my gag reflex.  Seriously.  I can’t drink it.
Yes, it’s that vile.  That is my opinion.  That’s my review, short and sweet.
I cannot finish drinking it.  I’m throwing it away.
Avoid this swill. It’s not groovy, not at all.